مصطلحات إنجليزيه مضحكه مترجمه للعربي !!!

[روان الجميلة]

Turn your face==============> (اقلب وجهـك )

this is not your business =======> ( مو شغلك)

you are empty ==============> ( انت فاضي)

you don not have a story =====> ( ما عندك سالفة)

pick up your face but ========> (لقـّط وجـهـك بـس )

Front the refers is off ========> ( قدام الريوس مفصول)

Over my window ===========> (فوق طاقتي)

It comes over you ==========> ( مالت عليك)

Follow your mother =========> ( الحق أمك)

Find your quarter ===========> ( دوٌر ربعك)

Stand up just stand up ======> (قـــم بـــس قـــم )

Drive it =================> (سقها )

On ceramic ==============> ( على بلاطة)

Cairo envelops ============> (ظروف قاهرة )

Sensitive ================> ( حساس)

Shenshitive ==============> (حشاش على وزن حساس)

Minute ==================> ( من أنت؟ )

Give him the fifth ==========> ( اعطه الخامس )

A lot of this ===============> ( كثر منها )

You broke my mind ========> ( **رت خاطري )

You have no invitation ======> ( مالك داعـي )
Or ويقال
You have no cause =======> ( مالك داعـي )

You don't have what my grandmother has> ( ما عندك ماعند جدتـي )

I took a parking from you ====> ( أخذت منك موقف )

Oh man walk your adverb ===> (يا رجال مشـّـي حالـك )

حط رجلك ------ poit your la